Me, the wife, and some other people went to a rock festival. Had a damn good time. One girl that went with us was annoying as shit and ended up meating a tattoo artist that was staying at the same hotel as us.
Hundreds of Telegraph readers submitted jokes after comedian Tim Vine cemented his reputation as king of the one-liners by winning the Lafta awards Joke of the Year. We asked readers to suggest their own favourite jokes. More than 3, votes were cast for the top ten.
The other night my husband and I partook in the mundane activity of grocery shopping for the week. As usual, I perused all of the domestic and imported cheeses while my husband scrolled through Facebook blissfully unaware of the supermarket experience. As we made our way to the frozen foods aisle, searching for puff pastry sheets for a delightful dinner I had planned, a gentleman stopped in the aisle and stared at us.
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away. I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence.
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Here is a great list with funny midget jokes. They are a bit condescending against little people. They are just for fun and nothing else.